Dear Jacob,


It's me. Chris. I know I'm the last person ya want to hear from, but I need help.


Yeah, big surprise.


Ya know, I saw you got taken by a loaded family. I actually knew the first day, but I was too much of a p*ssy to check in on you.


I shouldda.


I shouldda done a lot of things, I guess.


Mom is dead.


She died last year in some alley. The cops brought me in to ID her, and I'd recognize that hideous mermaid tattoo she had on her ankle anywhere.


Anyways, I'm writing ya (and not texting like a normal person) because I need bail. I promise it'll be the one and only time I ask for money, but I don't have anyone else to turn to. And your fam has plenty of money so I knew it'd be no big deal.


Just give me a call aight? It's been too long.


Your big bro,

Chris

Dear Jacob,


It's me. Chris. I know I'm the last person ya want to hear from, but I need help.


Yeah, big surprise.


Ya know, I saw you got taken by a loaded family. I actually knew the first day, but I was too much of a p*ssy to check in on you.


I shouldda.


I shouldda done a lot of things, I guess.


Mom is dead.


She died last year in some alley. The cops brought me in to ID her, and I'd recognize that hideous mermaid tattoo she had on her ankle anywhere.


Anyways, I'm writing ya (and not texting like a normal person) because I need bail. I promise it'll be the one and only time I ask for money, but I don't have anyone else to turn to. And your fam has plenty of money so I knew it'd be no big deal.


Just give me a call aight? It's been too long.


Your big bro,

Chris

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